More amusing LJ error pages

ROFL, ran into this error page today:

LiveJournal Admin: Sir! We have reports that someone is trying to access a page that doesn't exist!
LiveJournal Captain: Impossible! How can that be?
LiveJournal Admin: Sir, I don't know. Maybe they typed in the URL wrong or maybe we're suffering from a critical system failure.
LiveJournal Captain: Unacceptable! Redirect them to a 404 page and make it snappy!

Oh, and then there's the LJ haiku:

This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake