Recs request post: Short fluffy/humorous/cracky fics

A Redditor requested short fluffy/humorous/cracky fics without smut, so I pulled what I could from my fic db. All of these are 4000 words or less, so are quick reads.

Since this is a request post, it will not be updated as time goes on. Links are valid as of the day posted, but no guarantees are made for the future.

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Below are the recs:

( Alphas )

( FBI (CBS show) )

( FBI Most Wanted )

( Fried Green Tomatoes )

( Gold Diggers )

( Push )

( Speed )

( The Matrix )

I'm already aware that the fic marked with the tombstone is long vanished from the 'net and is not even on the Wayback Machine. However, if any of the other links above no longer work soon after the post date, please let me know so I can flag them as "Dead" in my database, thanks! (If it's been a long time since this post was made, please first check the regular post that the fic should be listed in to see if the link has been marked accordingly, since this post will not be kept up-to-date.)

Enjoy! :)