Amusing LiveJournal error pages

[doranwen]

ROFL, LJ has some clever error pages now. First it gave me this one:

I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!


But the one that really made me giggle was this:

Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

*snickers and ponders creating an icon with the words "All your base are belong to Frank", if it hasn't already been done*

Comments

[ksarasara.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! Almost makes me want to get an error page! That first one is hilarious!

*goes back to homework... sigh*

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

LOL, I love them *g*

See ya,
Anna.

[doranwen.livejournal.com]

I even found an icon that's funnier. An "all your base" spoof with LJ--had me literally rofling, almost. Was seriously giggling for the longest time. Want me to send over e-mail or wait till sometime we're both on, or have you already seen it?

(And on another note, I found more "im in ur" icons--an LJ-themed one, a breastfeeding one, and a NaNo '06 one.)

[kaylle.livejournal.com]

I got this one today and thought of you ;)

Umm...you weren't supposed to see this.

Are you sure you typed in the URL correctly?

Um. Yeah. If you could get going that would be great. Frank needs some privacy.

[doranwen.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!!!! That's *great*! Thanks for sharing--love the visual! :D Now I just need to make an icon with Frank on the toilet . . . *g* (Did the "all your base" one awhile ago.)